Hump Day

I am sitting at my kitchen table with 2 out of my 3 roommates. We are all on our computers. Yet no one is doing hw. I mean ..Hi I'm in college.. I'm here to have fun WTF is homework? As my roomie R and I like to say..."School is more of a hobby.. going out is our job. Beers our are papers.." You get it. Gaah I sound like a slacker!! I am not! I have made the Deans List 3 semesters in a row. Its no big deal or anything.. But it is a huge deal..

On to my very interesting life....

I figured everyone should know about my car. Frank the Ford. R also sometimes calls him "Frank the Tank" like from old school you know? Well I chose Frank because its an old mans name. Who sounds like he has been through a whole lot.. Which my car, which is a 2000 or 1999 explorer, has been through. Frank has 242,863 miles. No, I am not lying.. Or pulling a number from a hat. My car has that many miles. Poor thing. I'm surprised everyday when it starts! The explorer looks pretty decent from the outside. Minus a few dents I think it looks pretty great. But, most of the damage is on the inside... His flaws.

1. He beeps. Like a tow truck would.. Or a big movers van..You know how they make those beeeeeeeep beeeeeeep beeeeeeeep sound when they back up? Well, Frank does that when I start it. For no reason what so ever. It just happens. Although, the beeping will stop when someone new gets in my car it's so embarrassing..But whatever.

2. If you would like to ride in my car with me.. you ride in the back. Its like I'm everyone's personal chauffeur!! Lucky you huh?! NOT. That is also embarrassing. How did that happen you ask? Okay well, my door handle was broken by a brothers friend. I'm actually not even sure how this mess happened but nonetheless it did so.. Door is already broken. To get in my car you used to have to pull up and out really hard and fast (wow that sounds SICK) on the door handle to open the front seat up. The passengers side door. Also, you could only open it from the outside. So, I would have to let all of my passengers out. Like I was their date... Also very embarrassing. Well one cold night, and I mean really fin cold like 20s cold, I was letting roommate R out of the front seat. But, when I went to pull up and out really fast and hard... The door handle popped off. The outside handle came off!!!!! WTF?!? I was like Shut up Frank.. Shut up.. Oh no you didn't..ughh yeah.. Shit.. you did! haha So, my roommate had to crawl over the to the drivers side door and crawl out...


3. That all brings me to my drivers side door. Well its nothing big... but the door won't lock. Okay, wait. yeah that is a big deal too. haha I went outside to my car on Monday going to the lodge (my sorority house) and noticed my glove box was open and my insurance stuff was out. Ewwwwww. Someone was digging through my car. While it was parked in my driveway. That is too creepy!!

-That's enough about my Explorer. It has plenty of charm.



Omg, I love being in college. and my roommates. Honestly, we would all make the best reality show. and yeah whatever, everyone says that.. but "its nothing personal..we're just better than you.. "--Madagascar. haha Oh, and we are a huge deal.

Okay, now I have to make them read my blog. and tell me how great I am. And watch last nights Bachelor!! Woo!


Peace and Blessings